... and the cause of your sleeplessness wasn't you counting sheep all night.
Rule #1: send a double.
Especially, when there are several hundred people staring at you while walking up those shaky stairs it has been proven to be a good choice to let your look-alike do the walking, smiling, taking your report, waving. While you stay in bed and have a proper sleep.
Should you either not be lucky enough to have a double or feel an indescribable urge to attend the ceremony, go to rule number one. Otherwise you can stop reading here.
Rule #2: pretend to be super excited.
The good thing about a hangover and being super excited is that some of the symptoms match. Like you being all shaky, seeing your breakfast a second time, talking bullshit and having a smile on your face that goes from Newfoundland right to Moscow, all can be explain by your excitement. In the worst case, even fainting on stage won't make you appear in a bad light.
Rule #3: pretend to have a broken leg.
This will explain, why two of your friends will have to carry you on and off stage. Furthermore you will get all the good seats.
Alright, that's it. Hasta la vista everyone!
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